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1. To whom did you last give the finger?
the copying machine at work

2. If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy?
presents for my kids

3. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
water

4. Are you different now than you were 6 months ago?
yes

5. Have you kissed anyone in the last three hours?
nope

6. When was the last photograph you took?
this afternoon

7. Where were you last night at around 9:30?
painting in my courtyard

8. What do you think of guys that wear eyeliner?
that they should be beat...but not so horribly that they can't recover and live a normal and better life than the one they were living

9. How many hours did you last sleep?
3 hours and some change

11. Justin Timberlake shows up at your door, what do you do?
say "Hey Brah? Waddup?"

12. How was the last egg you ate prepared ?
chicken in a biscuit

13. Where did you last wear sunglasses?
Driving in my car.


14. Ever worn your underwear backwards?
I'm sure I have, but if I did, do you think I'd remember?

15. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Monique

16. Does it bother you when people put && before every sentence and ;;?
who cares

17. What animal did you last pet or hold?
a puppy

18. What was the last law you broke?
indecent exposure

19. What are you wearing?
Paint shorts and a twelve year old t-shirt

21. What was the last newspaper you read or skimmed?
Food and Wine

22. What was the last word written on your hand?
REMEMBER

23. What was the last hair product you used?
Fekkai gel

24. What was the last text message you received?
eat more jelly beans

25. What was the last medication you took?
been so long, can't rightly recall

26. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Alan Greenspan

27. To what song did you last sing along to?
if I had a 1,000,000 dollars

28. What was the last musical instrument played in your presence?
guitar

29. What was the last superstitious thing you did?
knocked on wood

30. What's the last good book you read?
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