My four year old (Sophia) has begun withthe concepts of jokes here as of late. My last couple of dates with her, I didn't write any of them down and I am absolutely STOOPID when it comes to remembering jokes. I can't even remember tasteless ones. However, in lieu of my rememberance, Katie has sent me an email in in there, there was this Sophie gem:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because he's not a bear.
Sure, she may have to fine tune that one. It's a little rough, but give her some time. That's all for the day.
I for one think it's brilliant. I'll probably use it myself. Well, I may spice it up a bit for an older audience.
ReplyDeleteWonderful...most likely the best ending to that question I have heard yet!
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